I am Loki of Asgard and I am the King of Tumblr.
Loki Laufeyson, adoptive son of Odin and Friga and brother to Thor Odinson. I have come down to your earth to rule tumblr as a benavolent god. I say to you one more time: Kneel!

[RP account for the god of Mischief. Open to all other roleplayers. Any questions will be answered, Loki will be there to help you. Mun and muse are above 18]

 

thegodofmischiefloki asked
"You dare set foot in Asgard, mortal?"

him-in-the-bowtie:

thegodofmischiefloki:

him-in-the-bowtie:

"Don’t worry, I come in peace! I’m the Doctor."

//hello deary!//

"The Doctor? Are you a healer from earth?"  Loki stared at this infiltrator, he did not quite know what to think of this man but there seemed to be something ‘off’ about him. "How did you get into Asgard? I was believed to be the only one who could travel through the nine realms without the bifrost."

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"No! Not like that at all, well, I do know some doctory skills, but it doesn’t make me an actual doctor." He quickly said, before pointing at the TARDIS behind him. "Blue box express. Easy way of travel."

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Loki noticed the blue box standing behind the man. It was as blue as the Tesseract was. “That….’thing’ can travel through the nine realms?” Loki chuckled a bit. “It is only tiny, you can barely fit yourself in it, I should address Heimdall that he left the bifrost open for too long when he went down to visit his midgardian girlfriend.”

thegodofmischiefloki asked
"You dare set foot in Asgard, mortal?"

him-in-the-bowtie:

"Don’t worry, I come in peace! I’m the Doctor."

//hello deary!//

"The Doctor? Are you a healer from earth?"  Loki stared at this infiltrator, he did not quite know what to think of this man but there seemed to be something ‘off’ about him. "How did you get into Asgard? I was believed to be the only one who could travel through the nine realms without the bifrost."

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

cgockel:

foolishwriter:

lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant:

(( We can see where Loki gets his mask from. A smile to try and fight away the tears. ))

Or a grimace of holy fuck did that really just come out both our mouths? For someone who would be expected to carry out the duties of queen, which yes, totally requires a fully functioning ability to tuck away personal hurt in even extremely circumstances, Frigga is amazingly bad at the diplomatics. As in, I wouldn’t trust her to negotiate a simple trade deal of the “we’ll trade this staple item we control for that luxury item we sort of wouldn’t mind having” variety because at the first setback, she’d make it All About Her.

Because Loki does have a point. Odin is an imperialist, colonialist asshole who has just utterly rejected Loki. As in the guy who when he had two kings at his mercy killed Laufey without also making sure to take out Odin. Odin, if Loki had chosen to wait three seconds or had it out a second blast from Gungnir, would also not be present for Loki to hate. So even if I accepted Odin’s explanation of Loki’s origins (which I’ve said before really only makes sense if Odin is lying about Loki being left to die), it leaves you both in the position of once having spared the other’s life. And Odin got a lot more out of that trade than Loki.

So Odin has already pronounced from the throne that Loki is no son of his. Loki has said fine, I accept this, and at least it means I owe you no filial respect or duty, and she puts her foot in it and makes it all about her hurt feelings.

I know what you’re saying foolishwriter, and yet, having your child tell you they don’t love you (after you feared them dead, watched them spiral into madness, and then saved them from being executed) isn’t the same as a setback in trade talks.

It is easy to remain detached from “things”. Less so from children.

Also I don’t think Frigga is making this about her as much as it looks like. We know that the decided backstory for Loki and Frigga is that Frigga taught Loki his magic (and from this movie it looks like she taught him a lot of other things too). I think Frigga is hoping she can be Loki’s anchor. Even in this scene he is obviously in “rage mode” but he obviously softens as soon as she speaks about herself instead of Odin. There’s a bond between the two of them that I think with Friggas (very capable) diplomatic ability is trying to exploit to remind Loki the good things the two of them had and hopefully bring him back from his spiral of insanity. Oh now I’m sad again

(Source: sassy-legolas)

not-fit-to-be-king:

thegodofmischiefloki:

not-fit-to-be-king:

"Try to understand you can not rule them. That is all. Talking to Mortals is like talking to children, lots to learn."

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"Humans were made to be ruled, it is the unspoken truth of humanity. And I shall be their king."

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"They were not Loki. They are not to be ruled, not even by you. Why can’t you leave that behind?" He had forgotten it wasn’t his brother anymore. Loki was less then his brother now.

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"How can you know that? You have barely been on this planet yourself. What are you going to try to do, stop me? I shall no longer live in your shade, do not stand in my way Thor."

take-your-life-back:

thegodofmischiefloki:

Greetings Midgardians,

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious tumblr. Come say hello…. if you dare.

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"I don’t think you want me near you"

"And why is that, midgardian? You cannot be as scary as the aliens I sent after you."

not-fit-to-be-king:

thegodofmischiefloki:

not-fit-to-be-king:

"I do not think so Loki. Maybe spending some more time with them might change your view on Mortals."

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"And how exactly how should I do that, Thor?"
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"Try to understand you can not rule them. That is all. Talking to Mortals is like talking to children, lots to learn."

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"Humans were made to be ruled, it is the unspoken truth of humanity. And I shall be their king."

not-fit-to-be-king:

thegodofmischiefloki:

not-fit-to-be-king:

thegodofmischiefloki:

Greetings Midgardians,

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious tumblr. Come say hello…. if you dare.

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"Brother, I don’t think it’s wise to greet your fellow network friends like that."

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"And why is that, son of Odin.? Surely I haven’t scared them."

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"I do not think so Loki. Maybe spending some more time with them might change your view on Mortals."

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"And how exactly how should I do that, Thor?"